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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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maclonna:

carlosthatsmyname:

How to lose your job in 2 seconds.

i love this so much because you can tell the exact moment when she realized “holy shit that’s madonna”
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brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
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st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"
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lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears
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amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!
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peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

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