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  • Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*
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  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12
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draggedqueens:

Omfg you fucking people
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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pizzaight:

snap chat user:image
me: chill

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iphoneicarly:

When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends

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wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him
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